Walter Wednesdays - January 11, 2023

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Jan 11, 2023

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Real News Network - Local Bomb Factory Shut Down

A small town has been left without its primary source of employment after a local bomb factory, Humble Industries, was raided by law enforcement after being suspected of manufacturing bombs. Authorities found the bomb factory housing countless explosive devices as if it were some kind of bomb factory. The bomb factory, which had been owned by the same family for 3 generations, has been shut down and Humble Industries is under investigation.

RNN Special Report

A local news network, Real News Network, has been accused of sharing false news stories online. “I can assure you our news is the realest news of all the news,” said Lance Ratcliff, founder, and CEO of the network. When asked for an interview Ratcliff declined and said, “maybe later,” so we will ask him again once later comes. Though he declined an interview, we here at RNN can say we believe Ratcliff when he says RNN only shares real news.

1-11-23 Comic - Adler Giordano

What’s Walter Thinking About?

Why do none of you understand a four-way stop? I really do not understand why we are all waiting here on you IT’S YOUR TURN GOOOOOOOOO ALREADY. Why is it such a complicated ask for you to just MOVE? Walter is also thinking about how they have one side of the street my school is on closed for construction and the detour signs take you TEN minutes in the opposite direction when all I had to do was stare at Google Maps for thirty seconds and found a route less than two minutes long, with no stop lights, that comes out right where the construction zone ends.